Anonymous asked: Yes, but you should stop acting as if your grammar is perfect too. Like when you posted that status about how you had to resist the urge to correct people's grammar, but then spelt 'statuses' incorrectly. Slightly hypocritical.
i don’t think urban outfitters have even dispatched my order and i planned to wear the things i got from there tomorrow, i atleast want my creepers please oh god.
Anonymous asked: who's party is it? x
Anonymous asked: what are you doing tomorrow? X
Anonymous asked: *Their. Not 'thier'.
i swear to god, if one more person uses thier/there/they’re in the wrong way again, some ovaries with be ripped out, and some testicles will be electrocuted.
according to katie, if you have your clit pierced, you have an orgasm when you walk up the stairs too fast
i have the most illiterate family my sister couldn’t spell vanilla and had to ask me to spell it for her my cousin’s status: “culd do wiv goin 2 bed, dnt feel 2 gd” another cousin: “carnt wait for tomorer” yes, my friends, tomorer on top of that, they all text with u’s and r’s instead of you and are etc how am i meant to converse with people like...
friendship bracelets are really nice because no matter how long it’s been, i’ll always remember that person/group of friends it’s nice because now i’m always going to remember so many people because of them like jasmine aw, and 3 girls from my old school, mathilda (even though she doesn’t have one..), katie, anmarie and...
just learnt enter shikari - labyrinth on guitar annoying i know i’ll forget how to play it by tomorrow
i really can’t wait for new years i’m going to be with my friends and the atmosphere when you count down is so nice, i honestly just can’t wait for that bit alone i just hope i’ll be happy again, like truly happy and i also hope my new clothes have come by then so i can wear them come to me creepers
just learnt hey ya by outkast on the guitar
Anonymous asked: how do you get your hair like that?!?! xxxxx
a friend with benefits would be great in fact, having sex the day before a big test/exam apparently helps so it really would be great
sometimes i hate talking to katie because we often talk about food and it makes me so hungry, but due to my laziness, i don’t want to move to go get food, so then i end up just complaining about my hunger
i have just ordered creepers what have i become
aw i’m going to be the faggiest friend ever and send a photo to katie at midnight of me with a shaving foam beard on my face telling her that santa is coming. she’ll likely take it in a sexual way but i don’t care.
nice one mum, blame the vegetarian for having the pork pies.
i don’t understand my parents, they give me a choice to do one thing or another but if i pick the “wrong” one ie. the one they don’t like they will take away the choice and force me to do the one they want me to do
lecarrot asked: oh my god. paige. we need to learn the lyrics to cockiness by rihanna so we can sing it at emilys haaaaaa :)