my bedroom has been tidy for over a week now this is a huge achievement for me
katie is going away for a month in the summer and omfg i don’t even know what i’m going to do whilst she’s away :((((((((
Formed a screamo band at lunch Look out everyone
i hate it when i’m cooking something for dinner and my dad comes and inspects what i’m doing, and then undermines everything i’ve done just because it’s not the way he’d cook it (even though it always tastes better when i do it) but he just comes in and looks over my shoulder and turns his nose up because he thinks he’s a pro chef, all because he went on a...
when you learn everytime we touch by cascada and spirit in the sky by gareth gates on the guitar, you know it’s been a productive night
also girls, it’s really not attractive when you purposely let your lips go dry and chapped
it’s upsetting when the cutest and most perfect boy you know is going out with some try hard, wannabe indie kid who isn’t even that attractive
nicebotty: i like how my mates take pictures of my memorable snogging moments
tulipsa: me n jas bein cute xox
i swear that in maths, the bits of the course that everyone finds extremely hard and confusing, i love, find pretty easy and can actually do, but all the simple bits that everyone can do in about 20 seconds, i just can’t do it to save my life
Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Licking out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
i’m really really hungry and just want to eat everything in my house but i don’t think i’m in the physical state where i can afford to do that and put on a billion pounds and i’m also doing some run thing with katie on sunday (idek why i agreed to it, i’m not getting any sponsers, i’m basically just running) and i will die because i just don’t do running...
sdfghjkl fuck sake
When you own dad doesn’t know your birthday :(
(having a balcony means i can go out there in study leave/summer (depends when i get it) and revise and read loads of books and have people over to “cotch” and it’d be great)
just had the builder in my room to look at the garage roof so he can get a rough price for a balcony : o excited now yay
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30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
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32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
[[MORE]]my mother is so annoying she keeps shouting at me about getting a job as if i don’t or haven’t tried to get one, i’ve just been unlucky so far in finding one, plus, places are more likely to pick 18+ year olds over a 16 year old and she keeps saying “how do you expect to pay the insurance on your car if you don’t try to get a job” don’t you think...
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